Who said apples can’t be funny? Not us!

This blog post is for everyone who has kids in their life! We’re talking to moms, dads, aunts, uncles, grandparents, friends, teachers—basically everyone! If you’re looking for a fun way to connect with a little one or simply get some easy laughs (and possibly some eye rolls), you’ll want to bookmark this page of apple jokes.

Why did the apple go to the doctor? 
It wasn’t peeling well.

What do you call a grouchy apple?
A crab apple.

What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.

Who is an apple’s favorite relative?

Where do apples like to go climbing?
Mount Fuji.

Why couldn’t Bob the Builder eat the apple?
Because it was Adam’s apple.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 

What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
Your teeth.

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
Its peelings were hurt.

What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant?

How do you make an apple turnover?
Roll it down a hill.

What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
You’re nuts!

Why did the apple turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

What’s the most musical apple?
A Jazz apple.

What did the gym instructor say to the apple?
You have to strengthen your core.

Where do the most apples grow?
The Apple-achian Mountains!

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.

What lives in an apple and loves to read?
A bookworm.

What do you call an apple with gas?
A tooty fruity.

We hope these funny apple jokes are a hit with the kids (and adults) in your life! Keep a couple in your back pocket for the gatherings you’ll have throughout the rest of the year. An apple joke is the perfect line to drop when you’re enjoying apple pie or apple cider, or if you’re apple picking at Robinette’s! Next time you stop by Robinette’s, be sure to share your favorite apple joke with one of the staff members you see!